I had just moved into this new house and found out that one of my neighbors happens to be a young nudist. I also found out, thankfully, that this neighbor is not a guy but one of the sexiest women I have seen in a very long time. You would have to go to some of those porn sites online to find a woman that is this sexy.

In fact, she is so hot I was thinking of becoming a nudist, too, but I realized that when I saw this young woman walking around it would be obvious what my thoughts were as I would be pointing at her without having to raise a hand! She would then realize that I was only being a nudist so that I could see her naked, and that would probably get me kicked right in the nut sack and nobody wants that, especially me and my nut sack.

So, I have decided to watch this young nudist from a distance through my window and just hope that someday she decides to knock on my door because she needs an egg or cup of milk or something like that. Maybe she will need a big stiff cock to make her nightmares go away and she will come to me late at night? Well, I can still dream about it, can’t I?

Having a young nudist living next to you makes it rather difficult to have your friends over. Once they find out you have naked women walking around next door they don’t ever want to go home and the female friends never seem to want to come over at all anymore. Even if you are offering them free food with the show. Yeah, they didn’t laugh at that joke when I told it to them, either. I think it must be a female thing, although I do have a lesbian friend who has decided I need a roommate, now, since she has seen that young nudist. Not much fun for me, though, as she doesn’t want my cock, either. I think she could at least be bi so that I could get a little play after we both got turned on by watching the nudist walking around or lying out in the sun. It’s only fair, I would think, but like she says, I should stop thinking and take a cold shower from time to time.